A Mug for Drinking Things | APWDT

Behind every productive person is a beverage that's probably gone cold three times already.

The APWDT mug: a revolutionary cylindrical drinking vessel featuring a handle, an opening at the top, and our glorious logo plastered right on the front.

Perfect for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or whatever questionable concoction gets you through the day.

Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz sizes, because apparently some people require industrial quantities of caffeine just to function.

Use it at work. Use it at home. Stare into it during meetings while silently reconsidering every decision that led you here, wondering how many years of your life you've traded for a paycheck, mediocre health insurance, and the occasional lukewarm pizza party, while you watch your reflection distort in the coffee as you realize the only thing getting promoted around here is your existential dread.

...the possibilities are practically endless.

Will this mug make you more productive? Absolutely not. But at least you'll have something to hold while procrastinating. It's like our black mug, but this one isn't cool.

Fueling questionable productivity (or procrastination), one sip at a time.